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Q - Why don't bass players ever catch a cold? A - Even a virus has some pride.
Q - Why do bands have bass players? A - To translate for the drummer.
The drummer and the bass player were having it out with fists during soundcheck. The guitarist strode down to them and pushed them apart. "Gentlemen please," he insisted, "Why do you argue so?" "That Bastard de-tuned one of my strings when I wasn't looking!", said the bass player. The guitarist turned to the drummer and asked, "Is that true?" "Yup," said the drummer, unused to being asked to speak. "Well," said the guitarist to the somewhat miffed four-stringer, "Can't you tune it up again?" To which the bass-player replied, "The son-of-a-bitch won't tell me which one it was!"
A guy walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gibson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremulo?" "You're a drummer, aren't you?" "Yeah. How'd you know?" "This is a travel agency."
Q: What does a good bassplayer weigh? A: 28 ounces, not counting the urn.
Q: What happens when you play "the blues" backwards? A: Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.
Q - How does a guitar player show up for practice? A - Drunk and late......... as usual
Q - What do you throw a drowning guitarist ? A - His amplifier.
Q - What do you say to a guitar player in a 3-piece suit ? A - "Will the defendant please rise ..."
Q - What do a guitar solo and premature ejaculation have in common? A - You know it's coming and there's nothing you can do about it.
Q - What are the two most frequent heavy metal guitarist lies? A - 1. I am not too loud! 2. I have already turned down!
Q: What is the difference between a
drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
Q: What do Ginger Baker and 7-11
coffee have in common?
Q: How many drummers does it take
to screw in a light bulb? Peart would have done it! |